I know you said that this car was impractical, but as we head into the next era of our lives...where everything will HAVE to become practical and thoughtful, I wanted to give you your fantasy car. I love you Theo. I hope I did okay, cause there are no fucking returns. This car has only been owned by two people previously, has 4,100 miles on it, is in mint condition, and is one of only 349 that were ever produced. Happy Birthday, baby.

Don't worry, I got this all cleared for us so we can have a weekend away! I had to flirt with your director. I am kidding. I didn't have to do that, but I did beg a bit. We will be staying at The Marmadukes Townhouse Hotel in York. I figured a quick weekend get away in your new car would be fun. We'll be staying in the York Suite and I have a reservation for the best reviewed restaurant in York..which is in our hotel..on Saturday night. That'd be The Park. And according to many, this is the premiere steakhouse in York, so I figured we'd have to squeeze in a dinner there too, Friday perhaps? We'll be just a few minutes away from the city center and I have some ideas, but of course want this to be the birthday YOU want, so we can play it by ear. But I mean, who doesn't want to see a place called The Shambles? At any rate, it'll be a nice weekend get away. I hope. I love you again, bubs. Happy, happy birthday.